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Favorite this joke The owner of a company tells his employees, “You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I'm giving everyone a check for $5,000!”
Thrilled, the employees gather round and high five one another.
“And if you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks!”
Never spill hot espresso on yourself because it hurts a latte!
How do you make a politician laugh?
It's easy, just let them get away with something. The worse it is, the harder they laugh.
A man goes into a patent office. He tells the clerk that he’s invented a baseball bat that dings when you hit the ball.
The clerk yells into the back room, "Hey Frank, it’s your turn, we have another 'ding bat'!"
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