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Favorite this joke What do you call a computer program that writes a blues song about climate change?
An Al-Gore-rhythm!
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong.
He told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."
"I know," said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone."
Six-year old Sammy: "Mommy, I want to have a baby..."
Mommy: "I'm sorry Sammy, but little boys can't have babies."
Sammy: "Oh, okay... in that case, can I have a pony?"
24 hours in a day...
24 beers in a case....
Coincidence?
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