Best Jokes

Father: Didn’t you promise to be a good boy?

Little Johnny: Yes, father.

Father: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you weren’t?

Little Johnny: Yes, father. But since I’ve broken my promise, you don’t have to keep yours.

When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar badly.

And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar... badly.

Sunday School Teacher: Okay class... who can tell me what are some different names used when talking about God?

Boy: Hallowed!

Sunday School Teacher: Hallowed? How did you get that as an answer?

Boy: It’s in the Lord’s Prayer: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name....

The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?"

The miner replied, "Mine."