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Favorite this joke Sunday School Teacher: Okay class... who can tell me what are some different names used when talking about God?
Boy: Hallowed!
Sunday School Teacher: Hallowed? How did you get that as an answer?
Boy: It’s in the Lord’s Prayer: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name....
The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?"
The miner replied, "Mine."
Little Johnny: That knife-throwing act was terrible. I want my money back.
Carnival Owner: What was the matter with it?
Little Johnny: Call that a knife thrower? He got ten chances and he didn’t even hit that girl once!
I was sitting behind an enthusiastic mom at my son’s Little League game. Her boy was pitching for the opposing team and she cheered as he threw wild pitch after wild pitch.
The poor kid walked every batter. It was only the first inning and the score was 12–0. Then one batter finally hit the ball.
"Oh no," the mom wailed. "There goes his no-hitter."
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