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Favorite this joke The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. Finally, she went to the pastor's study and asked for help.
The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment. Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock.
The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor," she said.
"It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling."
I do 10 sit-ups every morning...
It may not sound like much, but there is only so many times you can hit the snooze button!
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
I was riding my bike when my good friend Aaron stepped off the curb.
Even though I was able to stop, I ran him over. As he got up and examined his bruises, he asked me why I didn't stop.
"I couldn't," I said. "After all, I was running Aarons!"
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