Best Jokes
Favorite this joke “Sir, you cannot fish here!”
“Don’t worry, I’m not fishing. I’m just teaching my worm to swim.”
What do you call a flea in a bar?
A bar-hopper!
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:
There is nothing new... under a rock.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with... a private jet.
If you can't stand the heat... try Antarctica.
Better late than... absent.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and... then blow your nose.
A bird in the hand is... better than a woodpecker on your head.
Early to bed, early to rise... and you will get the best cereal.
Don't burn your bridges... or you'll fall in the lake.
Haste makes... sweat.
A penny saved... is not a lot.
A miss is as good as... a mister.
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