Best Jokes

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?"

I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

Little Johnny: I’m not going back to school anymore.

Mom: Why not?

Little Johnny: On Monday the teacher said that four and four make eight. On Tuesday she said six and two make eight. Today she said five and three make eight. I’m not going back until she makes up her mind.