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I took my daughter to the dentist for a checkup. After a thorough examination, the dentist told her she needed a filling.

After removing the cavity, the dentist asked her what kind of filling would she like.

She replied, "Chocolate, please."

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CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I placed an order for fries at my local fast food establishment.

Then, before completing the order, the counter person asked, "Would you like fries with that order?"

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?

1 Mrs. hippie...
2 Mrs. hippie...
3 Mrs. hippie...

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My niece calls me Ankles...

I call her my Knees.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |