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Is there a difference in a smart person and a stupid person?

No, as both think they know everything.

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Sign at the towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg, we just want tows!"

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posted by "jermin" |
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After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical. "I guess it was in our genes," he sighed.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Her sign is the one for earth. Mine is the one for water. Together we made mud."

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posted by "Zaynudeen87" |
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |