Best Jokes

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!

Q: How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a harebrush!

Q: What kind of books do rabbits like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings!

Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A: Because the powder puff is on the other end!

Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: "Heard any good yolks lately"?

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: Only one. After that, it's not empty!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

I was taking a stand-up comedy class but I had to quit...

My teacher was making me feel funny.

A mother firefly was taking her children for a walk near dusk, and they came to a dark woods. "All right, kids," she ordered, "line up, and whatever happens, don't shine your light. There are owls in the forest and they might fly down and eat you!"

The small fireflies did as they were told, with the youngest firefly at the end of the line. As they were moving carefully along, suddenly the mother saw a light far back.

"Stop!" she whispered. "Who lit the light back there?"

"I did," admitted the youngster.

"You heard what I told you," scolded the mother. "Why did you disobey?"

"Well," said the little one, "when you gotta glow, you gotta glow."