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Favorite this joke Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
What helps keep your teeth together?
What else, Toothpaste!
Two guys went to a local pancake house that served real Vermont maple syrup but charged extra for it.
So the guys went to a supermarket, bought their own Vermont maple syrup, and brought it to the pancake house.
They didn't want to get caught, so they were forced to pass the bottle between them... syrupticiously.
How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What does it matter?
It's just going to go out again, anyway.
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