"I broke a mirror in my house and I’m supposed to get seven years of bad luck... but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
My wife has weekly lessons with Satan on how to be more evil...
I can vouch that what ever she charges him is well worth it!
I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night...
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta-sea.
How Buzz Aldrin introduces himself...
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon... Neil before me!"