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"I broke a mirror in my house and I’m supposed to get seven years of bad luck... but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "GDL" |
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My wife has weekly lessons with Satan on how to be more evil...

I can vouch that what ever she charges him is well worth it!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "maryjones" |
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I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night...

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta-sea.

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posted by "alexander" |
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How Buzz Aldrin introduces himself...

"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon... Neil before me!"

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |