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Favorite this joke I had spent the late winter months waiting impatiently for signs of spring. When the first warm, sunny Saturday arrived, I eagerly unlocked the storm door and stepped onto our patio deck.
I was pleased by the sight of green sprouts and the sounds of singing birds. More than anything else, I was delighted in the sweet aroma of the spring air.
Knocking on the kitchen window, I beckoned to my wife to join me in enjoying the pleasures of the season. She quietly brought me back to earth when she reminded me that I was standing over the dryer vent, inhaling the scent of fabric softener.
My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side I bought a puppy and named him 'Five Miles'.
That way, when I went to see my doctor I could tell him, "I walk five miles every morning!"
There’s a new cereal out called 'LOST'...
So when your mom goes to the supermarket next time tell her to “Get LOST!”
A pessimist and an optimist were on a hike and they came across railroad tracks at a tunnel.
The Pessimist looked in and said, "I see a light and the train is coming."
The Optimist looked and said, "Don't worry, we have time."
The Engineer operating the train said, "Why are those morons still standing on the track?"
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