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Favorite this joke Here's a little tip from me to you as an experienced traveler. Wake-up calls are the worst way to wake up. The phone rings, it's loud and you can't turn it down.
I leave the number of the room next to me. It just rings very quietly and you hear a guy yell, "Why are you calling me?"
Then I get up and take a shower. It's great.
My son thinks I set the bar too high for him as a child.
It seems like he never got over it.
Grandson: "When did you first realize you were getting old, grandpa?"
Grandpa: "When I started having my midnight snack at 9:30 pm."
A police officer found a lost toddler hysterically calling her mother. The police tried to talk and console the toddler.
Police: "Don't worry child, I will help you go home. Where do you live?"
Toddler: "With my parents."
Police: "Where do your parents live?"
Toddler: "With me."
Police: "Where do you all live?"
Toddler: "In our house."
Police: "Where is your house?"
Toddler: "Next to our neighbor's house."
Police: "Where is your neighbor's house?"
Toddler: "Will you get me home if I tell you?"
Police: "Tell me."
Toddler: "Next to our house."
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