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Favorite this joke My son thinks I set the bar too high for him as a child.
It seems like he never got over it.
Grandson: "When did you first realize you were getting old, grandpa?"
Grandpa: "When I started having my midnight snack at 9:30 pm."
A police officer found a lost toddler hysterically calling her mother. The police tried to talk and console the toddler.
Police: "Don't worry child, I will help you go home. Where do you live?"
Toddler: "With my parents."
Police: "Where do your parents live?"
Toddler: "With me."
Police: "Where do you all live?"
Toddler: "In our house."
Police: "Where is your house?"
Toddler: "Next to our neighbor's house."
Police: "Where is your neighbor's house?"
Toddler: "Will you get me home if I tell you?"
Police: "Tell me."
Toddler: "Next to our house."
When people run around and around in circles, we say they are crazy...
When planets do it, we say they are orbiting.
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