You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
That's common sense leaving your body.
The former President is disembarking his private plane, carrying his tiny dog.
One of his Secret Service men says, "Nice dog, sir."
The President says, "Thanks, I got it for the former First Lady."
The Secret Service man replies, "Nice trade, sir."
Q: What do you call Cardi B on a treadmill?
A: Cardi O.