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It's Common Sense
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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?

That's common sense leaving your body.

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The President And His Small Dog
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The former President is disembarking his private plane, carrying his tiny dog.

One of his Secret Service men says, "Nice dog, sir."

The President says, "Thanks, I got it for the former First Lady."

The Secret Service man replies, "Nice trade, sir."

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CATEGORY Political Jokes
posted by "Joe Cirillo" |
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A Brazilian
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I'm sitting in a cafeteria next to a woman who was engrossed in her newspaper. One of the headlines blared: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news. Then, turning to me, she asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Merkv814" |
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A Running Joke
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Q: What do you call Cardi B on a treadmill?

A: Cardi O.

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CATEGORY Pop Culture Jokes
posted by "Heandshenanigans" |