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Mother: I think our son is going to be an astronaut.

Father: What makes you think that?

Mother: I spoke to his teacher today. She said he is taking up space.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Mom 1: What’s the worst car smell ever?

Mom 2: What?

Mom 1: Teenage boy wearing too much body spray eating fast food.

Mom 2: At least he had his shoes on!

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posted by "DebDCE" |
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What did one skunk say to the other skunk under the church building?

"Let us spray..."

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posted by "pabob45" |
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I don't know why most people think a dog's life is so easy.

Every time I come home from work, I ask my dog how his day went.

He always says, "Rough!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "detour00" |