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Favorite this joke The pastor had been warned about a parishioner who was a fast reader.
"We shall now read the Twenty-third Psalm in unison," he announced. "Will the lady who is always by 'the still waters' while the rest of us are in 'green pastures', please pause until we catch up."
A woman turned to her boyfriend after yet another long game in a cold stadium and asked, "Why on earth do you like professional sports so much?"
"Look at it this way," he said. "Where else can we boo millionaires to their faces?"
One day, I saw a friend of mine crying over a bag of chips.
I asked him what's wrong and he said that he was just following the instruction written on the bag of chips.
"Tear here to open."
Seven months pregnant, my hand on my aching back, I stood in line at the post office for what seemed an eternity.
"Honey," said a woman behind me, "I had back pain during my pregnancy. I was bedridden for four months because my baby was sitting on a nerve."
Then the man in front of me piped up....
"You'd better get used to it now. Once those kids get on your nerves, they can stay there till they're 18."
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