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Favorite this joke I threw a boomerang a few years ago...
Now I live in constant fear.
Yo Momma is so ugly, she made the Illuminati close it's eyes!
Want a diet that is guaranteed to work?
Make a sandwich with spinach, kumquat and catfish. Drench it in jalapeño sauce and yogurt.
One look at it and you're not hungry for hours!
One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report for the year.
"Why don't you use Roman numerals to head the different sections?" another friend suggested.
"I thought of that," he replied. "But my keyboard doesn't have Roman numerals on it."
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