Best Jokes

What do you call a game system with a tic tac stuck in it?

Mint Condition!

My husband, who thinks he is always right, had just got home wearing his new orthopedic shoes when he uttered words I never expected to hear...

"I STAND CORRECTED!"

My MTI (Military Training Instructor) once told me that I was outstanding...

I thanked him...

He then said that I was out standing in the sun too long and it affected my brain.

I had always prided myself on being an "on time" person. One morning I overslept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school. As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something.

"What?" I called back. "Don't slow me down, I'm late!"

"No you're not," he responded. "It's Saturday."