Why are there never any "Good" side effects on medicines?
For once, I'd like to read a label on a medicine bottle that says, "May Cause Extreme Sexiness!!!"
Today's session of The CONGRESS OF HYPOCHONDRIA has been cancelled...
Due to illness.
2019: Live, Laugh, Love...
2020: Lather, Rinse, Repeat...
Our neighbors gave us a pumpkin pie as a holiday gift. As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite that the pie tasted bad. It was so inedible that we had to throw it away.
Ever gracious and tactful, my wife sent the neighbors a note. It read: "Thank you very much for the pumpkin pie. Something like that doesn't last very long in our house."