Best Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero.

Iron Woman is a command.

An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital, but didn't quite make it. She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn. Later, the father received a bill, listing "Delivery Room Fee: $500."

He wrote the hospital and reminded them the baby was born on the front lawn.

A week passed, and a corrected bill arrived: "Greens Fee: $200."

Doctor: "My dear sir, it's a good thing you came to me when you did."

Patient: "Why, Doc, are you broke?"

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon...

It never really took off.