Best Jokes

Last night I dreamt I had an identical twin.

This morning when I woke up I was beside myself!

Good news, the Lego store has reopened...

People are lined up for blocks!

My wife shot me with the nail gun today...

She must think I’m a stud!

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"

A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.

"Really?! How do you know?" the teacher asked.

"You know - 'Our Father, who does art in Heaven..."