Best Jokes

People say that you can get salmonella from eating contaminated chicken...

Does that mean people can get chickenella from eating contaminated salmon???

Employer: "We need someone responsible for this job."

Applicant: "Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible."

I've always wondered what my parents did in their spare time when there were no iPhones, computers, television, and such...

I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't seem to know the answer either.