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Favorite this joke What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
When I was growing up, I used to watch M*A*S*H. It was on for eleven seasons. It was about the Korean War.
Years later in high school, in my history class, the teacher asked us, “How long did the Korean War last?”
I raised my hand, and answered, “Eleven years.”
Needless to say, I got an F in history.
I was choking on carrots and all I could think of was, "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me!"
I think the scariest part of the song “Born to be Wild”...
Is when they find a head out on the highway.
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