Yo Momma so dumb...
That she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
My twin brother called me from prison.
He said: “You know how we finish each other’s sentences?”
How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.