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Favorite this joke The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new conductor. Their fears were realized at the very first rehearsal.
The cymbalist, realizing that the conductor did not know what he was doing, angrily clashed his instruments together during a delicate, soft passage.
The music stopped. The conductor, highly agitated, looked angrily around the orchestra, demanding, "All right! Who did that? Who did that?"
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
The problem with jogging is by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it...
It’s already too far to walk back!
Yo Momma is so fat, she doesn't need the Internet...
She's already WORLD WIDE!!!
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