How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
My neighbor is with the K-9 unit of our police department and named his partner "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID".
He watches peoples reaction when he calls his name.
Why is it when I eat a 2 oz chocolate bar, I always gain a pound...
But when I choose NOT to eat the same bar, I don't lose a pound???
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?