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How much money does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer...

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My neighbor is with the K-9 unit of our police department and named his partner "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID".

He watches peoples reaction when he calls his name.

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Why is it when I eat a 2 oz chocolate bar, I always gain a pound...

But when I choose NOT to eat the same bar, I don't lose a pound???

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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?


MI-TO-SIS!

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posted by "Benjones" |