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Teacher: "How do you keep your old car running better?"

Student: "Check the prices of a new car regularly."

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posted by "XKCK" |
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My wife said that last night I was shouting 'Gollum', 'Gandalf' and 'Bilbo Baggins'...

I must've been Tolkien in my sleep.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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What is the sole purpose of a middle name?

So a child can tell when they're really in trouble!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A man goes to the doctor with a flatulence problem. The doctor asks "How often?" and the man replies 10 to 15 times an hour.

The doctor goes to his back office and returns with a pole with an iron hook. The man screams, "What are going to do with that Doc?"

The doctor replies, "I'm going to open some windows."

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posted by "Writer Guy" |