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Favorite this joke My aunt and her 7 year-old daughter, Lisa, were talking at breakfast one morning when Lisa said, "Mommy, how come you have these gray hairs coming in on the top of your head?"
My Aunt replied, "Well sweetie, every time that you make mommy worry or tell a lie, I get a new gray hair."
Lisa, having this perplexed look on her face, then raises her head to look my aunt straight in the eyes. She then asks, "Is that why grandma is all gray mommy?"
Have a fisherman friend that is always exaggerating the size of the CATFISH he catches. I ask him what was the size of his latest catch.
He replied, "Five inches!"
"Five inches?" I asked. "Five inches is not a very large catfish."
"You didn't let me finish," he began, "five inches between the eyes!"
Parallel lines have so much in common...
It's a shame they will never meet.
What do you call a person that is Happy on Monday?
RETIRED!
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