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What do you call a person that is Happy on Monday?

RETIRED!

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "shopin55" |
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Yesterday I saw my neighbor kicking in his own door...

Turns out he's a burglar who started working from home.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Grampy" |
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On a street where the speed is limit is 30 mph, the police stop a driver. "Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don't work, your tires all completely worn out. This is surely going to cost you a lot. What's your name?"

"Schtrathewisizeski Vocgefastilongchinic."

"Well, I'll let you go this time but don't do it again."

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their names by noting they were the same as those of two characters in a popular children's story.

After the services I stopped to talk to them, and as they were saying goodbye I teased,

"Be careful going up that hill! Ah, but you must get that all the time."

They smiled politely but said nothing. After they left, my husband asked, "What was that all about?"

"Jack and Jill. Up the hill. Remember?" I said.

"Yes, but what does that have to do with," he pointed to the couple, "Dick and Jane?"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |