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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” one young man blurted out.

“To save lives,” the professor responded.

A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?”

The professor stared at the student for a long time without saying a word. Finally, the professor continued, “Physics saves lives because it keeps certain people out of medical school.”

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "AllAboutHappiness" |
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I'm a driving examiner for the state of Indiana, and while I was giving a road test to a young man, he went through a red light without stopping. I told him that he had automatically failed the test.

We met up with his mother back at the office, and I explained what had happened. At first she was speechless. Then she asked incredulously, "He ran a red light?"

"Yes," I replied.

"Well," persisted the mom, "how red was the light?

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Tom: "If your girlfriend and your best friend were drowning, who would you save?"

Hardy: "I don't know, that's a tough one."

Tom: "Why is that?"

Hardy: "Well, what were they doing together in the first place?"

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posted by "alexander" |
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My Irish mother-in-law gave me an “Irish Blessing” just before my wife and I went on vacation.

I’d feel better about the “may the wind be at your back” thing if we weren’t going to the Grand Canyon this year.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Marty" |