Best Jokes

3 votes

How are people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi different?

The ones in Dubai do NOT watch the Flintstones.

But those in Abu Dhabi Do!

3 votes

CATEGORY National Jokes
posted by "Breakit" |
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A man and wife are about to take a trip to Sidney Australia. The man goes up to the Southwest ticket counter and he buys one ticket. The ticket sales man ask the husband, "What about your wife?"

The husband replies, "You advertise, 'All Bags Fly Free'!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "thumpingx" |
$15.00 won 3 votes

I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?"

I said, "Not at all."

He said, "Kiss?"

I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."

3 votes

posted by "Gegg Smith" |
3 votes

The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was.

I told him it is between 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm.

3 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |