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Guest to the waiter: "Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?"

Waiter: "Sorry, sir, but I'm pretty sure she wants to eat it herself."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?

A faux pa.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this postcard for me? My arthritis is acting up and I can't even hold a pen."

"Certainly, sir," said the younger man. He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a short message and sign the card for the man. Finally, the younger man asked, "Now, is there anything else I can do for you?"

The old fellow glanced at the card a moment and said, "Yes, at the end could you just add, 'PS: Please excuse the sloppy hand-writing.'?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a racehorse.

Doctor: Take one of these pills every 4 laps.

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posted by "Kyoto" |