How do you find actor/rapper Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints!
What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called?
"Fast 10... Your Seat Belts!"
"Mother, how much do people pay per pound for babies?"
"Babies are not sold by the pound, darling."
"Then why do they always weigh them as soon as they are born?"
I was sitting in my backyard, wondering how the birds could make so much noise...
Then it dawned on me, their talk is "cheep!"