Best Jokes

There was a pretty Nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend.

"Do you mean to say," exclaimed Cindy, "that the bum asked you to give back the ring AND all his presents?"

"Not only that," said Carol, "he sent me a bill for 37 visits!"

In a democracy it's your vote that counts...

In feudalism, it's your Count that votes!