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I freaked out the electrician by opening the door in just my underwear.

I couldn’t tell what gave him a bigger shock – whether the fact that I was practically naked or that I got into his house.

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Dispatcher: Nine one one. What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks. Why?

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker said the word "and".

After a while, he grew bored and I asked, "Would you like to listen for a different word?"

"Yes," he whispered. "I'd like to listen for 'Amen'."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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"Armstrong," the boss said, "I happen to know that the reason you didn't come to work yesterday was that you were out playing golf."

"That's a rotten lie!" Armstrong protested. "And I have the fish to prove it!"

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |