Best Jokes

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

I freaked out the electrician by opening the door in just my underwear.

I couldn’t tell what gave him a bigger shock – whether the fact that I was practically naked or that I got into his house.

Dispatcher: Nine one one. What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks. Why?