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I need to re-home a dog.

It's a small terrier and tends to bark a lot.

If you're interested, let me know and I'll climb over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.

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posted by "aod318" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

Nothing looks good on me anymore,” wailed a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store’s mirror.

“Nonsense, ma’am,” soothed the salesclerk. “That dress says it all.”

“That’s the problem,” the woman replied. “I need a dress that keeps its mouth shut.”

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posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
$25.00 won 3 votes

We were driving in my friend Larry's new car. I asked him about its features.

He listed the usual, then added: "It tells me to slow down as I approach the speed limit. It warns me when I have to stop. It points out solid no-passing lines."

I expressed my amazement.

"But," he explained, "these features work only when my wife is in the car."

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |
$15.00 won 3 votes

How far is it from the Earth to the Sun?

10 CVS receipts.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |