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A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.

"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"

A girl raised her hand and asked,

"To draw out all his savings?"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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A juvenile court was prosecuting a teen suspected of burglary. The judge asked everyone to stand and state his or her name and role for the court reporter.

"Leah Rauch, deputy prosecutor."

"Linda Jones, probation officer."

"Sam Clark, public defender."

"John," said the teen who was on trial. "I’m the one who stole the truck."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |
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Today I came across my old password...

Who was walking down the streets with her husband and her baby.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "RS" |
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The plumber is at the door carrying your new kitchen faucet and basin...

Let that sink in!

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |