Best Jokes

My favorite way to de-clutter my space is to hold every item I own. If it does not bring me any joy, I toss it out.

So far I have thrown out all my vegetables, my electrical bill, a scale, a mirror, and my treadmill.

I received a call from a gentleman that indicated he had stolen my ID...

He said he was RETURNING it because my credit was soooooo bad.

There is less stress for men because, on average, we will have 6 items in the bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 77 (give or take a few), of which a man would not be able to describe or pronounce more than 25 of them.