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I decided to write a book but was told if it's an informational book I'd need to be an authority on the subject.

In thinking about this for weeks I decided to write a book about "How Not to Do Things"... I'm pretty much an authority on that subject!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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(Son) Mom who is FDR?

(Mom) I see you’ve been talking with your great grandfather again. FDR was commander in chief when your great grandfather was young.

(Son) Which tribe?

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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"Dad what do you call a lady president?"

"Well son, you call a lady president 'Madam President'."

"If that's what I call a lady president, what would I call a queen?"

"You already know that one son, you call her mom."

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posted by "Marty" |
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A chicken, a tomato, and a potato with a patch over one eye walked into a restaurant for breakfast.
The server came over to their table and said we’ve got chicken friend steak, hard boiled eggs with hash browns and V-8 on special.

After a moment of silence the chicken turned to the tomato and the potato with a patch over his eye and said, "You were right, we should have gone to the waffle house."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |