Best Jokes

"Look at this mess!" roared an angry customer at a local cafe, pointing to his squashed doughnut.

"It's just as you ordered it, sir," the waitress replied meekly.

"What do you mean?" barked the customer.

"You told me to bring you coffee and a doughnut and step on it."

What is the link between a dentist and a veterinarian?

They both work with K-9's!

One raindrop said to another...

"Two's company, three's a cloud!"

My brother worked at a muffler shop, but he had to quit...

He was too exhausted.