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One raindrop said to another...

"Two's company, three's a cloud!"

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posted by "Egbert" |
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My brother worked at a muffler shop, but he had to quit...

He was too exhausted.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Which is it again, is it the right to bear arms?

Or the right to arm bears?

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posted by "shopin55" |
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A fellow was boasting about what a good citizen he was and what a refined, disciplined lifestyle he led. "I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't gamble, I don't cheat on my wife, I am early to bed and early to rise, I work hard all day, and attend religious services faithfully."

Very impressive, right? Then he added, "I've been like this for the last five years, but just you wait until they let me out of this place!"

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posted by "Zelda" |