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What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer?

A father in law.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "sarsfieldk" |
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An electrician and a plumber were waiting in line for admission to the “International Home Show”. One of them was the father of the others son.

How could this be possible?

They were husband and wife.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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When a woman in my office became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice. "The first seven years are the hardest," she said.

"How long have you been married?" I asked.

"Seven years," she replied.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Him: "This article says women use about 30,000 words a day, whereas men only use 15,000 words."

Her: "That's probably because a woman has to say everything twice."

Him: "...What?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |