"Mother, how much do people pay per pound for babies?"
"Babies are not sold by the pound, darling."
"Then why do they always weigh them as soon as they are born?"
I was sitting in my backyard, wondering how the birds could make so much noise...
Then it dawned on me, their talk is "cheep!"
What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer?
A father in law.
An electrician and a plumber were waiting in line for admission to the “International Home Show”. One of them was the father of the others son.
How could this be possible?
They were husband and wife.