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Why is it always a bad idea to iron a four-leaf clover?

Because you should never press your luck.

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Teacher: "Where is your home work?"

Student: "Please visit my home page or follow me in instagram."

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posted by "Clown" |
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There was a pretty Nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend.

"Do you mean to say," exclaimed Cindy, "that the bum asked you to give back the ring AND all his presents?"

"Not only that," said Carol, "he sent me a bill for 37 visits!"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Retired Terp" |
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In a democracy it's your vote that counts...

In feudalism, it's your Count that votes!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |