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Favorite this joke My son wanted to know what it's like to be married...
I told him to leave me alone, and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.
What did one fly say to the other?
Time to call the SWAT TEAM!
Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither. A box had been left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: "Danger! Do Not Touch!"
Management was called, and we were told to stay clear of the box until it could be analyzed. When the foreman arrived, he donned safety goggles and gloves, and then he carefully opened the box.
Inside were 25 signs that read: Danger! Do Not Touch!
I do not have gray hair...
I have wisdom highlights!
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