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Favorite this joke Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither. A box had been left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: "Danger! Do Not Touch!"
Management was called, and we were told to stay clear of the box until it could be analyzed. When the foreman arrived, he donned safety goggles and gloves, and then he carefully opened the box.
Inside were 25 signs that read: Danger! Do Not Touch!
I do not have gray hair...
I have wisdom highlights!
My mind works like lightning...
One second there's a brilliant flash, and then it's gone!
The coffee shop had a sign that read: Pretend its 1973!
So I paid 10 cents and lit up a cigarette.
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