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A man named Benny meets a genie who grants him three wishes. Benny wishes for a fine house, a beautiful wife, and a million dollars.

The genie grants his wishes, but warns him that can never shave his beard, or he will be turned into an urn. Benny enjoys his life for many years, but his lovely wife doesn't like his beard and asks him to shave it off. Though afraid of the genie's prophesy, Benny shaves his beard, and is immediately turned into an urn.

THE MORAL: A BENNY SHAVED IS A BENNY URNED!

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posted by "Writer Guy" |
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A woman has a problem with her closet door - it's falling out every time a bus passes by. So she calls a repairman.

The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time a bus passes by.

"OK, I'm going to take a look at this, just close the door behind me," and he steps into the closet.

At that time the husband comes home from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.

Husband says, "What the heck are you doing here?"

Repairman replies, "You won't believe it, but I'm waiting for the bus."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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An insurance agent called our medical office. One of our doctors had filled out a medically necessary leave-of-absence form for a patient, but the agent said the patient had altered it.

The giveaway?

The return-to-work date had been changed to February 30.

3 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
posted by "sravanthi" |
3 votes

A bunch of ellipses, a cylinder, and some lines are hanging around together talking:

The ellipses, “Hey, we’re leaves!”

The long cylinder, “And I’m a trunk.”

The lines, “I guess we’re branches.”

They arrange themselves accordingly. Euclid comes along, sits down next to the shapes, and asks what they are.

The shapes respond, “Gee, I’m a tree!”

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posted by "?Or#" |