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Favorite this joke The candidate was interviewing for a job at a phone answer center and was asked to make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green.
After thinking about it for a couple of minutes, the reply was, "When the phone goes GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW!"
She got the job.
Dear Alcohol,
We had a deal... you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I just saw the video of the company Christmas party.
WE NEED TO TALK!
Around 3pm every afternoon, I think it's time to put an "OUT OF ORDER" sign on my forehead and call it a day.
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, ''When did you bag him?''
The host said, ''That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife.''
''What's he stuffed with?'' asked the visiting hunter.
“My wife!”
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