Best Jokes

A grocery store manager chased a shoplifter through dry goods and frozen foods before catching him with a flying tackle in cleaning supplies.

That's when the manager noticed that all of the customers in line at the cash registers were staring.

"Everything's fine, folks," he assured them. "This guy just tried to go through the express lane with more than ten items."

What is it called when you get sick while riding in a carpool?

CAR POOL TUNNEL SYNDROME.

What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07.