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When a job application asks who is to be notified in case of an emergency...

I always write, "A very good doctor!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.

So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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posted by "Fogtjas" |
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Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |