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I saw a police officer dressed as a pilot today and thought it was weird...

Then I realized he must be one of those “plane clothes cops”...

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posted by "sarsfieldk" |
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In a very exclusive private school near California's Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper high-class students about the less fortunate. She asked them each to write an essay about a poor family in the area.

One young girl's paper began:

"Once upon a time there was a poor family. The father was poor. The mother was poor. The children were poor. The nannies were poor. The pool man was poor. The personal trainer was poor. The gardeners were poor. This was a very poor family."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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"Look at this mess!" roared an angry customer at a local cafe, pointing to his squashed doughnut.

"It's just as you ordered it, sir," the waitress replied meekly.

"What do you mean?" barked the customer.

"You told me to bring you coffee and a doughnut and step on it."

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posted by "Retired Terp" |
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What is the link between a dentist and a veterinarian?

They both work with K-9's!

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posted by "Angela Whatley" |