Best Jokes

$8.00 won 3 votes

Bert and Ernie are walking down sesame street and Bert asks Ernie,
"Hey Ernie, you want to get some ice cream?"
What did Ernie say?

"Sure Bert"

3 votes

posted by "DeDe" |
3 votes

I'm gonna go stand outside...

So if anybody asks, you can just say I am outstanding!

3 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
3 votes

A Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.

The golf pro says, "Yes, they are just $1.00 each. "

The guy gives the golf pro a dollar and says he'll take one.

The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in the tray and with a big smile hands the guy a quarter.

3 votes

posted by "Retired Terp" |
3 votes

"I am overjoyed ! Soon I will be able to payoff all my loans and at last be debt free. I'm on my way to the bank, thrilled to know that in a very short while I will finally have all the money I need to begin enjoying life for once. I am sooooo excited I can hardly get my ski mask on...."

3 votes

posted by "Lloyd Grant" |