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Grammarical Rules
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Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?

He was given two consecutive sentences!

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Bert and Ernie
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Bert and Ernie are walking down sesame street and Bert asks Ernie,
"Hey Ernie, you want to get some ice cream?"
What did Ernie say?

"Sure Bert"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "DeDe" |
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Standing Outside
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I'm gonna go stand outside...

So if anybody asks, you can just say I am outstanding!

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Good Buy
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A Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.

The golf pro says, "Yes, they are just $1.00 each. "

The guy gives the golf pro a dollar and says he'll take one.

The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in the tray and with a big smile hands the guy a quarter.

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CATEGORY Golf Jokes
posted by "Retired Terp" |