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Jokes about German sausage are the WURST!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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I've been in love with a woman for seventeen years...

My wife would kill me if she ever found out!

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posted by "Tnevs" |
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You 'put your two cents in'...

But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'...

What's the deal, where's that extra penny going to?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced her concern. They advised Becky to boil the sauce again.

That night, the phone rang during dinner, and a guest volunteered to answer it. Becky's face dropped as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out?"

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posted by "HENNE" |