A gecko was talking a stroll in the park and came upon a duck. He said, "Hi duck, what do you do for a living?"
The duck replied, "I sell gap insurance so if you’re out of work you still have money coming in." The duck then asked how the gecko made a living.
The gecko said, "I also sell insurance but I sell every kind of insurance you can imagine! I sell house, car, life…"
Before he could finish the duck ate the gecko! The duck said, "Well, at least he had good coverage!"
I've been in love with a woman for seventeen years...
My wife would kill me if she ever found out!
You 'put your two cents in'...
But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'...
What's the deal, where's that extra penny going to?