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$25.00 won 3 votes

Boss: Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock, knock.

Employee: Who's there?

Boss: Not you anymore.

3 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "merk" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away.

Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement, she readily consented.

He said, "Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn't even make eye contact."

"Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you wanted more coffee."

3 votes

posted by "Peter Small" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. The frazzled parents reprimanded them to no avail.

Finally they reached the ticket window. "Five tickets, please," the father said. "Two round trip, three one way."

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To prove he was not chicken.

3 votes

posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |